Hippopocampe

(That actually sounds more like a book title than anything else.) Gabe is 4 months old. He likes eating, sleeping, pooping, gaining weight, morning strolls to the beach and getting high off his crazy multicolored “acid” toy elephant.

1. Darn those little buggars!
2. (thinking) My mom’s kinda weird. 3. We will prevail. Defeat is NOT an option!
4. My heart! Urrrh, my heart! Guess who.

• More of gabe with very funny quotes here on his personal website. Yes, he’s hardly 6 months old and has his own website. But unlike me, he’s not the one doing his updates.